Neighbour’s brutal note to frisky couple after loud ‘sexcapades’ keep them up

A couple were shamed for having loud sex that kept the street awake past midnight.

Their neighbours tired of hearing “moaning and groaning” coming from next door – so decided to clamp down on it.

An angry resident, who lives in Brisbane, wrote the amorous pair a brutally honest note.

The letter asked the couple to close a window and urged them to stop “traumatising” little kids with their “sexcapades”.

Bizarrely, the neighbour even asked the duo to spare a thought for nearby “sex and porn addicts”.

And if they failed to comply with the request, they face noise control being called.

The note reads: “We were woken up this morning at around 12.30am mortified, drifting from what we thought was a nightmare into reality with the sounds of… loud moaning and groaning.

"You are showing very little respect for the people living all around you who have little kids who are traumatised by the noise!!

“Your sexcapade was then followed by laughing and chatting until very early morning hours.

“We can actually hear every word you say. Can you please keep it down?

“And PLEASE PLEASE close your windows when you have sex because IT IS NOT SEXY AT ALL.”

The neighbour added: “If this happens again, we will call in for noise control and will name and shame your address on the Paddington/Milton Facebook news group.”

"There are recovering sex and porn addicts living in the flats next to you who would appreciate that you keep any nudity and sexcapades private like normal respectful people do.

“Thank you in advance.

“Your sleep deprived neighbours.”

Pictures of the note have gone viral on Reddit, which led to the couple writing a scathing response of their own.

They branded the letter author a “Karen” and urged them to be more polite with their requests.

Their response reads: “Like in all honesty, as funny as the encouragement to just be even louder is – I don't actually want to disturb my neighbours' sleep and I don't particularly want them to hear me having sex.

“So of course I'm going to try and keep it down and shut my goddamn windows.

“Just don't be a d**k about in next time… But also thanks for the meme, Karen.”

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