If you’ve ever wanted to put an ex in their place, then we have just the thing.
Crappy ex-boyfriends and girlfriends can now be used to wipe away mess with these customisable toilet rolls.
While the rest of the world gets romantic for Valentine’s, you can get spiteful with the personalised item.
The roll is available for just £7.89 (previously £13.99) on the aptly named Toilet Face website.
You can upload a picture of said ex and add text to the tissues.
Might we recommend ‘human waste?’ or ‘piece of crap’ for the text?
If you’re buying it as a gift for a friend or loved one who needs to remember to stay away from their former lover, you can have the present gift wrapped for an extra £1.99.
And in case you need an extra bit of convincing, the tissue is made from recycled paper and vegan inks (FSC Certified).
The bog roll doesn’t need to be in memory of an ex, of course.
You can, instead, try to make it romantic and have your current partner’s face emblazoned across the tissue.
You don’t have to use the stuff of course, it can simply sit there as a novelty.
To add a bit of romance in the toilet, insert an image of your significant other and admire them while doing your business.
If you are going to be uploading an image, just make sure the picture is good quality.
Over on the Toilet Face website, it states: ‘We accept all image qualities, but to get the very best results, choose an image with lots of colour, which is non-pixelated. This is not a criteria, but a recommendation. It’s bog-standard!’
If all that’s got you itching to click ‘add to cart’ head onto the Toilet Face website to purchase.
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